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German Stunner

My Daddy always told me to marry a brit
Cos he didn't like Europe, no not one bit
But since I went last week to an underground bar
I met a well fit chick and she plays guitar

She's a German Stunner with her golden hair
It's probably a fake colour but I don't really care
I bet that she'd look good in her underwear
And oh my what a pair... ... ... ...of shoes

I asked her out and took her for a pub lunch
We had a couple of beers and some monster munch
She was witty, she was sweet, she was pretty and clever
I thought that we'd always be together

I took her home to visit my dad
I thought that he would be feckin mad
But it turned out he liked her more than a bit
Now their married, she's my mom, and I feel like a tit

My Daddy always told me to marry a brit
But now he's married to my German chick

© Andrew Guilder & David Bird 2006