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Evil Cat

Evil Cat, Evil Cat
Dave says your cute but I’m having none of that
You’re a little brat - ow!
You just dug your claws in my twenty-dollar hat
You’ve scratched my knees - the pain!
Dave says your just playing little kitten games
Why can’t he see – the fool!
You’re a crazy psycho and you’re bout to take wiz on my foot

Staring into your evil eyes
Watching as my fate transpires
Wondering if I’ll live or die (ahhhhhhhh!)
You evilness is paining me
You're satanic why won’t he see
You murderous EVIL CAT!

Evil Cat, Evil Cat, she’s nothing better than a Black Death rat
She bit my hand - you prat
I’m going to chop her tail off what’d’ya feel bout that
Dave listen to me – you ass
Are you wearing tinted specs or smoking funny grass
Why can’t you see – see!
Your evil cat is trying to murder me!

Staring in her evil eyes
Watching as my fate transpires
Wondering if I’ll live or die (ahhhhhhhh!)
Her evilness is paining me
She’s satanic why won’t you see
Your murderous EVIL CAT!

She’s EVIL
EVIL!
EVIL CAT!

© Andrew Guilder & David Bird 2006